To the tune of your pager ringtone:

You better watch out
You better not try
You stop the rollout
I'm telling you why
Santa Pager is coming to town

He's watching commits
He's checking your bugs
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Pager is coming to town

He sees you when you're coding
And he knows what you'll break
He knows if you cause pages
So don't push to prod for goodness sake

You better watch out
You better not try
You stop the rollout
I'm telling you why
'Cause Santa Pager is coming to town

Oh, let's go
Now, he does code review
And he knows your test's a flake
He knows if you force-push
So be good for goodness sake

You better watch out
You better not try
Better stop your rollout
I'm telling you why
Santa Pager is coming to town

You better watch out
You better not try
You better log out
I'm telling you why
Santa Pager is coming to town

#oncall #sre